But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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