windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
we should paint friendship bongs
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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