the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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