and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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