My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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