we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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