you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Dignity is for republicans.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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