Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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