Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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