New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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