these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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