it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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