Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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