If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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