Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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