Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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