what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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