brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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