Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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