butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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