That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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