And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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