She said her name was "party"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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