Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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