Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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