So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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