I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sorry my hands just texted you
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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