ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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