you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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