I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?