What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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