Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants