he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The Olympian is in my bed
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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