I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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