I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Randomize
