I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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