well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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