love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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