Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
How's work?
Spinning.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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