butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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