Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize