I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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