please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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