put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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