Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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