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• (646): View more from New York

  There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

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  Your pregnant arnt you

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

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  Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Apparently senior citizens don't like that position

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?

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  Yep

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  There's no time frame.

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  For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off

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