after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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