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dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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