Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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