people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket