look no pants
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..