At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
please don't ironically join a cult
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