Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I could make wine with my vomit
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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