I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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