Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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