just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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