I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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