Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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