The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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