he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it was like eating out sand paper
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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