It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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