I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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