I want to make a zoo with you.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i drank out of a bidet.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Bring me that man meat
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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