btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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